A Concoction of different thoughts

1)Utility is when U have one Telephone
Luxury is when U have two telephones
Opulence is when U have three telephones
And Paradise when U have none.-----------Quote Drug Larson.

2)Sign in the window of a grocery storethat had closed because thr owner had gone bankrupt.---------NOW LaDIES will U atleast now believe that my prices were really the lowest possible?----------- Quote Iris Hartman.

3)Colourful Diet--My Neighbour showed me the pillshis Doctor had prescribed to him --------The Red ones were for Before Meals.
The Green ones were for after meals.
And the Yellow ones were the Meals.-----------Quote Aldo Cammarota.

4)Wise Sayings-------
---There is no war worse than a war between Neighbours.

---LOVe moves mountains; Fear retreats.

---Humble words are messengers of Peace.Proud words are messengers of War.

---A POOR MAN with hope lives better than a Rich man without any hope.

---If U wish to be served by others, U need to serve others.--Quote Ramon LulL


Compiled by Baiyu Mumbai December 2010