Titbits--ii

1)How to keep a Moron occupied?

Give him one sheet of paper with PTO marked in bold letters on both sides.

2)How make a Moron laugh on a Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

3)Longest Word in English Literature (that I know of)

On a lighter vein For Children- SMILES (One mile distance between the First and Last
letter.)

On a serious vein For Grownups-FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION (Meaning Estimating one as worthless)This excludes possible Technical and Medical terms.

4)Dog's Instinct
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When one of my collegues in the first company, where I started my career, failed in the very first round, when he could not differentiate ten totally different Perfumes shown to him for smelling in the process of forming a panel of Perfumers for the company,he expressed an unusual Joy at his rejection which was rather strange to say the least.
As this was not a requirement for the job of the post of a chemist in the Analytical Laboratory for which he was engaged and as such response to undergo the test for the Perfumers Panel was purely Voluntary,there may be no cause to grieve in getting rejected in the first round itself but that was no reason why he should have been delighted at the rejection.He was reluctant to say anything in public,particularly in presence of the Chief Perfumer of the company who conducted the test.However In private he confided in me that the true cause for his delight on rejection was mainly his conviction expressed in his own words"Smelling Is Dog's Instinct."

When I heard this,my immediate response was'What A Way To Look At'.Just imagine if every one were to view like this what would have been the fate of our lives in absence of any Perfumary development.Thank God,people like this collegue of mine are more an exception than a rule.Dear Reader,What Do You Have To Say?